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    May 25

    屁垫船

    涨肚的时候,
    你肚子里会不停的窜气,
    咕噜咕噜的,气体撑大你的肠子,跑来跑去,
    于是你想放个屁,把肠子里那坨气体喷出去,
    屁不是那么好放的,要调整姿势,
    或者趁势在它窜到肛门的时候一使劲,
    但你也只是放了一个屁,
    剩下的那些被分成一格一格的臭气还在乱窜,
    要是能把屁眼对着天空,持续不断的放上10分钟的屁,
    兹------把肚子里所有的气体都排出去,
    那该有多爽呀!
    就算不对着天放屁,
    能够坐着放也行吧,
    盘起腿,使足了劲,屁从身体下面喷出来,
    持续不断的喷出来,慢慢的把你从椅子上托起,
    浮在空中,好像一尊佛,悬浮着,滑来滑去,
    我给这种自然现象起了个名字,
    叫做屁垫船!
     

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